THE DEVIL'S BOOK OF KNOWLEDGE
"Good morning, your evilship" "Have you rested your horns well?"
The squeaky demon's voice awoke the evilship from his fiery dream.
"You worthless demon, why did you awake me from my hellish sleep. Oh no, why did I say hell, that awful place,@##@@@#( curses)" The devil wiggled his pointy toes and caressed his horns.
"Well what is it you low down demon want of me this morning?"
"Oh but your majesty, your evil lordship, I have brought your book of knowledge for you as I do every morning". The little demon trembled with all hellish fear.
"Whaaat!!!!" How dare you, did you mean to say I was forgetful as if I were getting old?"
"I may be thousands of years old but am as quick as the day I was called into existence."
"Well what of it, bring it here!"
The demon quickly gave the dark book to his master.
"Oh well let me see now." "Aha, here we have the disciple Peter, ah, He was a coward, lol. Too bad he repented and found grace with God again, Grrrrr!"
But dear old Judas, well good to know a traitorous spirit possessed him, lol, we will be in hell with him.
Let's see who we have here, aha Paul, well how I miss him being my servant, he used to be mean to the disciples, but God saved him, grrrr. Oh how I hate that!
This whole book contains all the disciples of God, I have to take notice of it every day for the ones who are with God are powerful through His Spirit.
Thankfully many are diluted and polluted by sin, yippee! They are in the special fallen ones section of this book. Ha,ha,ha!"
The devil rolled over the floor laughing together with his demon servant.
"Oh yes my little demon friend, what joy what fun we have when they betray God, oh what evil glory."
"Now get up you low down good for nothing demon, you have work to do again. Go and send lying, cheating, hateful spirits in people again to attack the ones who are dangerous to my evil kingdom."
"Well what are you waiting for? Get out of my sight!"
His evilship curled his pointy tail and dreamed about being worshipped by the fallen ones.
Meanwhile in heaven
It must amuse God to watch the devil's tantrums and wishful thinking everyday, as evil opens his 'book' God stirs the fire of hell a bit warmer for him, so things will be well done when he will be there.
"It won't be long now, my beloved Gabriel, my faithful archangel". "Soon my bride will be at my side and we will celebrate our wedding as the devil has his barbeque in hell."
"Yes my beloved God and King". "The future queen and bride is doing well, in spite of the squeaky serpent wagging his tail in hatred towards her."
"She truly is worthy to be Yours, my most beloved King."
"Come, my beloved archangel, let's enjoy the day as we see my Will be done on earth in spite of the devil's schemes."
"Have a glass of heavenly lemonade it's good for your beautiful voice and gives extra shine to your radiance."
Well that makes me thirsty I think I'll have some too.
Blessings and love in Christ,
Monique
